1. Do I look like i’m here to please you?
2. My tongue is actually furry and gross.
3. I’ve never been within 50 yards of a ball of string.
4. Being listed is degrading to my kind.
5. WHAT IS AN INTERNET?
6. I don’t nap to be cute I nap to NOT DIE.
7. The Walking Dead looks good but I never got round to watching it.
8. I never asked for this.
9. My Facebook profile is BOGUS.
10. Maybe don’t Instagram this one huh?
11. I am a cat, not kitten, ADULT CAT.
12. Laugh it up, I will disappear for 70-80% of the day.
13. I can’t feed my kittens on Likes.
14. I am cat?
15. How about we dress YOU as Walter White?
16. There isn’t enough counselling in the world for this.
17. HELP. ME.
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